Sorry, folks. I know these have made the rounds for some of you, but I just couldn’t resist.

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
by Jamie Quatro (found here HT: Neil)
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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Another set (hey, if there can be more than one creation story, can’t there be more than one version of the 10 commandments?) was put online by the Ramp Youth Church. I think the youth group did an even better job on some of them. But then, they have an advantage with all that texting they do.
1. no gds b4 me
2. no idols
3. hnr God’s nme
4. keep sbbth hly
5. honr ur fatha n ur motha
6. u cnt kll
7. u shal not hook up
8. dnt stel
9. spk truth
10. keep i’s 2 self

And now, back to serious work.